Chart
The Pump
Bought everything with a dog, a frog or a cat on it. Called himself an "early investor".
// ABOUT
The bull run is over.
The shift starts at 6 AM.
Once he was a degen with 40 tabs of DexScreener open. Now he wears a visor, says "would you like fries with that?" and checks the chart only on his lunch break. $HAMWAGE is a memecoin for every crypto worm who aped the top, rode it to zero and clocked in. The continuation of the $WAGIE story — now with fur.
CA
TBA
PORTFOLIO
-93.2%
- Memecoins-99%
- "Blue chips"-71%
- LeverageLIQUIDATED
- DignityN/A
- New job+$7.25/h
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// LORE
How a hamster clocked in.
The Dump
Green candles turned red. Then redder. Then the exchange went "under maintenance".
The Interview
"Any experience?" — "I managed a portfolio of 400 tokens." — "You start Monday."
The Shift
Visor on. Violin in the break room. Still holding one last bag: $HAMWAGE.
// MEMES
Break room wall.
// TOKENOMICS
Payroll, explained.
TBATotal supply
TBATax
TBALiquidity
0Days off
// HOW TO BUY
Your first shift.
- Get a wallet. Install a wallet that supports the chain.
- Load it up. Whatever's left after the crash. Some gas money is enough.
- Swap. Paste the CA above into the DEX and swap for $HAMWAGE.
- Clock in. Hold. Post memes. Do not open the chart during your shift.